So, I’ve been sick the past two days. Like, REALLY sick. For the first time in almost two months.

I’ve also got a new (secondary) job. As a waitress, with a stuck-up 53-year-old co-worker and a manager who, sadly, I can’t understand but hey, it’s a job, right? Mama needs college money.

So the annoyance is, I need to work two jobs while sick. And pretend not to be sick.

Hard when your nose could rival Rudolph.

On the upside, thanks to a certain Tumblr page I’m all set for fantasies for about, hmmm… Life.

Some of them are more than a little awkward.

i-speak-nerd:

Fantastic idea.
kateordie:

New Comic Day! Happy Easter! I have no problem being an atheist who benefits from religious holidays. Mini eggs! Come on!


That is perfect. College Easters ahoy!

i-speak-nerd:

Fantastic idea.

kateordie:

New Comic Day! Happy Easter! I have no problem being an atheist who benefits from religious holidays. Mini eggs! Come on!

That is perfect. College Easters ahoy!

g33kgasm:

beckyloves:

abcdefgiulia:

A message from the birthday boy.

He’s so beautiful. I love him so muuushh <3.

perf.

He’s just all kinds of awesome.
Just adorable.

(Source: iwantcupcakes, via i-speak-nerd)

Well, what do we have here?

&#8230;Icing. Dirty, dirty icing.

Well, what do we have here?

…Icing. Dirty, dirty icing.

wilwheaton:

doctorwho:

pilgrimkitty:

tea-and-sarcasm:

CANNOT UNSEE

*flail*

This makes me so happy

(via i-speak-nerd)

My smex senses are tingling&#8230;

My smex senses are tingling…

(via fuckyeahcanadaxworld)

I’s not judging. I’s reading.

*yawn* big day tomorrow!

uberdorkgirlie:

Fucking Carl

uberdorkgirlie:

Fucking Carl

(via i-speak-nerd)

I feel dirty now. So worth it.

Mom:

victimofgravity:

i dont care how ugly you think i look.

this is my body. i will modify it to my liking. 

i think i am beautiful with my tattoos and piercings.

i love them and they are a part of me.

you dont have to like it, but you have to accept it.